Weekend’s Little Humor 10 Programming Jokes of the week

Weekend’s Little Humor 10 Programming Jokes of the week

It’s true: laughter is strong medicine. It draws people together in ways that trigger healthy physical and emotional changes in the body. Laughter strengthens your immune system, boosts mood, diminishes pain, and protects you from the damaging effects of stress. Nothing works faster or more dependably to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh. Humor lightens your burdens, inspires hope, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert. It also helps you release anger and forgive sooner. With so much power to heal and renew, the ability to laugh easily and frequently is a tremendous resource for surmounting problems, enhancing your relationships, and supporting both physical and emotional health. Best of all, this priceless medicine is fun, free, and easy to use.

Joke 1

Why did the database administrator leave his wife?
She had one-to-many relationships.

Joke 2

Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I’d use RGB for you.

Joke 3

Why is Linux safe?
Hackers peak through Windows only.

Joke 4

ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.

Joke 5

Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.

Joke 6

Why did the functional programmer get thrown out of school?
Because he refused to take classes.

Joke 7

UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.

Joke 8

why do python programmers wear glasses?
Because they can’t C.

Joke 9

What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.

Joke 10

Being a self-taught developer is almost the same as being a cut neck chicken because you have no sense of direction in the beginning.

That’s all folks! We will meet again next week!

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Muhammad Umair

Muhammad Umair

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MERN Stack Developer | Software Engineer| Frontend & Backend Developer | Javascript, React JS, Express JS, Node JS, MongoDB, SQL, and Python