Weekend’s Little Humor 10 Programming Jokes of the week
By Muhammad Umair
It’s true: laughter is strong medicine. It draws people together in ways that trigger healthy physical and emotional changes in the body. Laughter strengthens your immune system, boosts mood, diminishes pain, and protects you from the damaging effects of stress. Nothing works faster or more dependably to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh. Humor lightens your burdens, inspires hope, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert. It also helps you release anger and forgive sooner. With so much power to heal and renew, the ability to laugh easily and frequently is a tremendous resource for surmounting problems, enhancing your relationships, and supporting both physical and emotional health. Best of all, this priceless medicine is fun, free, and easy to use.
Joke 1
How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It’s a hardware problem.
Joke 2
Why is Linux safe?
Hackers peak through Windows only.
Joke 3
Why are Assembly programmers always soaking wet?
They work below C-level.
Joke 4
Why do Java programmers hate communism?
They don’t want to live in a classless society.
Joke 5
Why did the Python data scientist get arrested at customs?
She was caught trying to import pandas!
Joke 6
Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don’t want to explain how their code works.
Joke 7
Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
Joke 8
Why did the functional programmer get thrown out of school?
Because he refused to take classes.
Joke 9
What do you get if you lock a monkey in a room with a typewriter for 8 hours?
A regular expression.
Joke 10
How did the programmer die in the shower?
He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
That’s all folks! We will meet again next week!
