Weekend’s Little Humor 10 Programming Jokes of the week
By Muhammad Umair
It’s true: laughter is strong medicine. It draws people together in ways that trigger healthy physical and emotional changes in the body. Laughter strengthens your immune system, boosts mood, diminishes pain, and protects you from the damaging effects of stress. Nothing works faster or more dependably to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh. Humor lightens your burdens, inspires hope, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert. It also helps you release anger and forgive sooner. With so much power to heal and renew, the ability to laugh easily and frequently is a tremendous resource for surmounting problems, enhancing your relationships, and supporting both physical and emotional health. Best of all, this priceless medicine is fun, free, and easy to use.
Joke 1
Why do they call it hyper terminal?
Too much Java.
Joke 2
What do you call a group of 8 Hobbits?
A Hobbyte.
Joke 3
Why does no one like SQLrillex?
He keeps dropping the database.
Joke 4
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Joke 5
Your momma is so fat, you need to switch to NTFS to store a picture of her.
Joke 6
Knock knock. Who’s there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
Joke 7
Why did the web developer walk out of a resturant in disgust?
The seating was laid out in tables.
Joke 8
why do python programmers wear glasses?
Because they can’t C.
Joke 9
Why is Linux safe?
Hackers peak through Windows only.
Joke 10
How do you know God is a shitty programmer?
He wrote the OS for an entire universe, but didn’t leave a single useful comment.
That’s all folks! We will meet again next week!
