Weekend’s Little Humor 10 Programming Jokes of the week
By Muhammad Umair
It’s true: laughter is strong medicine. It draws people together in ways that trigger healthy physical and emotional changes in the body. Laughter strengthens your immune system, boosts mood, diminishes pain, and protects you from the damaging effects of stress. Nothing works faster or more dependably to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh. Humor lightens your burdens, inspires hope, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert. It also helps you release anger and forgive sooner. With so much power to heal and renew, the ability to laugh easily and frequently is a tremendous resource for surmounting problems, enhancing your relationships, and supporting both physical and emotional health. Best of all, this priceless medicine is fun, free, and easy to use.
Joke 1
Knock knock. Who’s there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
Joke 2
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says “I’ll have to charge you extra, that’s a root beer float”. The guy says “In that case, better make it a double.”
Joke 3
Why do programmers prefer using the dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs.
Joke 4
What are bits?
Tiny things left when you drop your computer down the stairs.
Joke 5
Why are modern programming languages so materialistic?
Because they are object-oriented.
Joke 6
Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender.
Joke 7
UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
Joke 8
Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
Joke 9
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Joke 10
“We messed up the keming again guys.”
That’s all folks! We will meet again next week!
