Weekend’s Little Humor 10 Programming Jokes of the week
By Muhammad Umair
It’s true: laughter is strong medicine. It draws people together in ways that trigger healthy physical and emotional changes in the body. Laughter strengthens your immune system, boosts mood, diminishes pain, and protects you from the damaging effects of stress. Nothing works faster or more dependably to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh. Humor lightens your burdens, inspires hope, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert. It also helps you release anger and forgive sooner. With so much power to heal and renew, the ability to laugh easily and frequently is a tremendous resource for surmounting problems, enhancing your relationships, and supporting both physical and emotional health. Best of all, this priceless medicine is fun, free, and easy to use.
Joke 1
How do you tell HTML from HTML5? — Try it out in Internet Explorer — Did it work? — No? — It’s HTML5.
Joke 2
“Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs.” “OK.” “Oh and while you’re there, get some milk.” He never returned.
Joke 3
What is the best prefix for global variables?
//
Joke 4
Programming is like sex.
Make one mistake and you end up supporting it for the rest of your life.
Joke 5
Why did the web developer walk out of a resturant in disgust?
The seating was laid out in tables.
Joke 6
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
Because they didn’t Node how to Express themself!
Joke 7
Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks “Can I join you?”
Joke 8
ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
Joke 9
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Joke 10
why do python programmers wear glasses?
Because they can’t C.
That’s all folks! We will meet again next week!
