Weekend’s Little Humor 10 Programming Jokes of the week

Weekend’s Little Humor 10 Programming Jokes of the week

It’s true: laughter is strong medicine. It draws people together in ways that trigger healthy physical and emotional changes in the body. Laughter strengthens your immune system, boosts mood, diminishes pain, and protects you from the damaging effects of stress. Nothing works faster or more dependably to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh. Humor lightens your burdens, inspires hope, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert. It also helps you release anger and forgive sooner. With so much power to heal and renew, the ability to laugh easily and frequently is a tremendous resource for surmounting problems, enhancing your relationships, and supporting both physical and emotional health. Best of all, this priceless medicine is fun, free, and easy to use.

Joke 1

How do you tell HTML from HTML5? — Try it out in Internet Explorer — Did it work? — No? — It’s HTML5.

Joke 2

Programming is like sex.
Make one mistake and you end up supporting it for the rest of your life.

Joke 3

Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

Joke 4

I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it’s a duplicate.

Joke 5

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It’s a hardware problem.

Joke 6

Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is “hacky” and a “bad coding practice” but if you do it fast enough it’s “Machine Learning” and pays 4x your current salary.

Joke 7

“We messed up the keming again guys.”

Joke 8

Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.

Joke 9

Why did the database administrator leave his wife?
She had one-to-many relationships.

Joke 10

How did the programmer die in the shower?
He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

That’s all folks! We will meet again next week!

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Muhammad Umair

Muhammad Umair

MERN Stack Developer | Software Engineer| Frontend & Backend Developer | Javascript, React JS, Express JS, Node JS, MongoDB, SQL, and Python