Weekend’s Little Humor 10 Programming Jokes of the week
By Muhammad Umair
It’s true: laughter is strong medicine. It draws people together in ways that trigger healthy physical and emotional changes in the body. Laughter strengthens your immune system, boosts mood, diminishes pain, and protects you from the damaging effects of stress. Nothing works faster or more dependably to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh. Humor lightens your burdens, inspires hope, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert. It also helps you release anger and forgive sooner. With so much power to heal and renew, the ability to laugh easily and frequently is a tremendous resource for surmounting problems, enhancing your relationships, and supporting both physical and emotional health. Best of all, this priceless medicine is fun, free, and easy to use.
Joke 1
why do python programmers wear glasses?
Because they can’t C.
Joke 2
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Joke 3
“Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs.” “OK.” “Oh and while you’re there, get some milk.” He never returned.
Joke 4
A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says “Can’t you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!” to which the man replies, “I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors.”
Joke 5
I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it’s a duplicate.
Joke 6
Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks “What can I get ya?” The first string says “I’ll have a gin and tonic.” The second string thinks for a minute, then says “I’ll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@” The first string apologizes, “You’ll have to excuse my friend, he’s not null-terminated.”
Joke 7
“We messed up the keming again guys.”
Joke 8
Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you’re also the murderer at the same time.
Joke 9
How did the programmer die in the shower?
He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
Joke 10
ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
That’s all folks! We will meet again next week!
