Weekend’s Little Humor 10 Programming Jokes of the week

By Muhammad Umair

Weekend’s Little Humor 10 Programming Jokes of the week

What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.

Why did the database administrator leave his wife?
She had one-to-many relationships.

Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

How do you know God is a shitty programmer?
He wrote the OS for an entire universe, but didn’t leave a single useful comment.

Java is like Alzheimer’s, it starts off slow, but eventually, your memory is gone.

.NET developers are picky when it comes to food.
They only like chicken NuGet.

Why did the web developer walk out of a resturant in disgust?
The seating was laid out in tables.

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.

How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.

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Muhammad Umair

MERN Stack Developer | Software Engineer| Frontend & Backend Developer | Javascript, React JS, Express JS, Node JS, MongoDB, SQL, and Python