Weekend’s Little Humor 10 Programming Jokes of the week
By Muhammad Umair
It’s true: laughter is strong medicine. It draws people together in ways that trigger healthy physical and emotional changes in the body. Laughter strengthens your immune system, boosts mood, diminishes pain, and protects you from the damaging effects of stress. Nothing works faster or more dependably to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh. Humor lightens your burdens, inspires hope, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert. It also helps you release anger and forgive sooner. With so much power to heal and renew, the ability to laugh easily and frequently is a tremendous resource for surmounting problems, enhancing your relationships, and supporting both physical and emotional health. Best of all, this priceless medicine is fun, free, and easy to use.
Joke 1
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Joke 2
Why did the database administrator leave his wife?
She had one-to-many relationships.
Joke 3
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Joke 4
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
Joke 5
How do you know God is a shitty programmer?
He wrote the OS for an entire universe, but didn’t leave a single useful comment.
Joke 6
Java is like Alzheimer’s, it starts off slow, but eventually, your memory is gone.
Joke 7
.NET developers are picky when it comes to food.
They only like chicken NuGet.
Joke 8
Why did the web developer walk out of a resturant in disgust?
The seating was laid out in tables.
Joke 9
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.
Joke 10
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
That’s all folks! We will meet again next week!
