Weekend’s Little Humor 10 Programming Jokes of the week
By Muhammad Umair
It’s true: laughter is strong medicine. It draws people together in ways that trigger healthy physical and emotional changes in the body. Laughter strengthens your immune system, boosts mood, diminishes pain, and protects you from the damaging effects of stress. Nothing works faster or more dependably to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh. Humor lightens your burdens, inspires hope, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert. It also helps you release anger and forgive sooner. With so much power to heal and renew, the ability to laugh easily and frequently is a tremendous resource for surmounting problems, enhancing your relationships, and supporting both physical and emotional health. Best of all, this priceless medicine is fun, free, and easy to use.
Joke 1
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
Because they didn’t Node how to Express themself!
Joke 2
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn’t get arrays.
Joke 3
What do you call a group of 8 Hobbits?
A Hobbyte.
Joke 4
How do you know God is a shitty programmer?
He wrote the OS for an entire universe, but didn’t leave a single useful comment.
Joke 5
Java and C were telling jokes. It was C’s turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says “Do you get the reference?” But Java didn’t.
Joke 6
Your momma is so fat, you need to switch to NTFS to store a picture of her.
Joke 7
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Joke 8
Why did the web developer walk out of a resturant in disgust?
The seating was laid out in tables.
Joke 9
Why do they call it hyper terminal?
Too much Java.
Joke 10
What do you get if you lock a monkey in a room with a typewriter for 8 hours?
A regular expression.
That’s all folks! We will meet again next week!
